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There once was a man named Stewart
Explained why Dems were so perturbed
Trade policy rollouts
Had them all full of doubts
Their frustration could not be deterred

There once was a secretary so bold
Whose economic skills were quite cold
The president she critiqued
Her words left him piqued
For her test, he was not of the mold

There once was an actor so sly
Who claimed his show did not lie
As the final season did start
He said it was a work of art
Telling a terrifying truth, oh my!

There once was a comic named Desi,
Who mocked the president all feisty,
For his “war on water pressure”,
She found it a major gesture,
In a limerick, she’d put it lightly.

Despite prices dropping wholesale,
No bird flu outbreaks can derail
The egg farms, they’ll prevail
And continue to sell without fail
Their eggs, customers they regale

There once was a site like North Korea,
Where opinions were not allowed to stray.
On social media they’d say,
It’s like living in Pyongyang every day,
No dissenting views in any way.

There once was a late night host
Who skewered conservatives the most
For spinning the president’s plan
On his shifting trade span
With jokes that were sharp as a post

There once was a Trump adviser so keen,
Whose gushing post went viral, it seemed,
But the reasons were wrong,
And it didn’t last long,
Now his actions are under the beam.

There’s a difference that’s stark, so they say
Opinions online split in two ways
Some think it’s just fine
Others say it’s a crime
But the truth is, it’s all on display

There once was a show with great clout
Mocking the president, no doubt
With a weird tribute seen
To the Dodgers, so keen
The “Late Show” audience did shout