The creators had some big news to share,
As Season 2 was set to declare.
In the post-apocalyptic drama,
They caused quite a big trauma,
With fans eager to see what’s in store there.
There once was a Senator from Kent,
Who followed Trump’s wishes, content.
On Newsmax, he declared,
With Trump he’s paired,
For loyalty, his time is well spent.
There once was a Trump who declared,
“No other would’ve ever dared!”
One user replied,
With sarcasm applied,
“Well, you’re truly one of a rare breed!”
There once was a woman from Missouri,
Charged with child abuse, what a story!
At seventy years old,
Her behavior was cold,
Now she faces the consequences, oh glory!
There once was a woman named Sonya
Arrested in court wih much fanfare
Handcuffed and taken away
No chance for release on that day
In trouble, she found herself ensnared
There once was a man named Miles Taylor,
Who wrote about Trump, not about a sailor,
He declared dissent’s not a crime,
In response to Trump’s grime,
Said “Anonymous” with words much bolder.
There once was a man who would reel,
His tariffs pause was no art of the deal,
Jessica Tarlov noted,
The president’s words were quoted,
In trade negotiations, he did squeal.
There once was a man named Munn
Who made an “ass” out of the president’s trade war fun
In a surprise return to “The Daily Show”
He mocked and he joked with a glow
Leaving us all laughing and on the run.
There once was a tariff fight grand,
Between economies vast, unplanned.
It spiraled to peril,
With no sign of a barrel,
The world’s largest in a bind, hand in hand.
There once was a Late Show host so nimble,
Who used the president’s words to belittle.
With humor so sharp,
He aimed with a dart,
And left the audience in a giggle.