The Trump press secretary’s remarks were insane,
Shameful and offensive, critics exclaimed.
Her words caused a stir,
As the public did infer,
Her credibility was quickly maimed.
There once was a president so bold,
Who asked if someone was “stupid” or “old”,
But his question backfired,
On social media, it transpired,
Now his reputation’s left in the cold.
There once was a rival named Hill,
Who asked the White House a chill,
A question so damning,
The response went slamming,
In 2016, the air stood still.
There once was a host of Late Show,
Who joked about the stock market’s low.
He pointed out differences clear,
From the last market plunge we all fear,
In limericks, his humor did flow.
There once was an anchor so frank,
Who said, “I would expect that,” to thank,
With news so precise,
She gave sound advice,
In her studio, she walked the long plank.
There once was a park service, you see,
Whose edits were not authorized, we agree.
Their leadership was dismayed,
By the changes that were made,
A situation not easy to foresee.
There once was a theory so bright,
Confirmed by the actor one night,
Lochlan Ratliff they say,
100% right without delay,
Fans cheered with all of their might.
There once was a president bold,
Planning a parade, we are told.
Four miles it would span,
To honor the US Army plan,
And celebrate birthdays of old.
There once was a court so supreme
That blocked Trump’s downsizing scheme
Federal workers let go
Could not return, even though
Their employment remained just a dream
There once was a prof named Neiman
Whose question caused quite a din
Trump’s math was very wrong
As the rates were too strong
Neiman’s criticism made him grin