There once was a man named Jack O’Donnell
From Atlantic City he did dispel
He had a sly little trick
To target allies quick
At Trump’s Plaza Hotel he did dwell
There once was a judge from the right,
Attacked for her legal insight,
She dissented with flair,
And they didn’t play fair,
Even going after her kids that night.
There once was a man named Makled,
Whose cellphone the agents implored;
He refused to comply,
With a gleam in his eye,
And kept all his secrets stored.
There once was a worker at NWS
Who feared for non-English speakers, no less
With the change in effect
During storms they’d be wrecked
Devastating, causing much stress.
There once was a press sec so wise,
Who saw a public fight arise.
Between Musk and Navarro’s pride,
But the president did decide,
To listen to all, no surprise.
A new lawsuit tried to throw cold
Water on Trump’s use of a bold
wartime act, but its claim
was dismissed – what a shame!
Now the act’s power we behold.
There once was a girl named Susan Zhuang,
Whose criminal case caused her much pang,
But after she partook,
In restorative justice, she shook,
For her case was then dismissed with a clang.
There once was a man named Musk,
Who viewers accused of a big fuss,
“You ruined the country,”
They exclaimed bluntly,
As Elon just shrugged and said “tush.”
There once was a first arrest in Georgia,
But it likely won’t be the last.
The suspect was caught in the act,
And now faces quite a harsh fact,
For their crime, they’re now holding a grudge.
There once was a man from the IRS,
Who got caught in a scandalous mess,
He resigned in disgrace,
For sharing tax data’s trace,
With ICE, causing quite the distress.