There once was a congresswoman, you see,
Who called out the president with glee,
At a DOGE hearing, she cried,
“Stop playing games,” and implied,
He’s wasting America’s money freely.
There once was a strategist so wise,
Who saw the president’s disguise,
In the midst of collapse,
He could “try anything” perhaps,
Democratic hopes on the rise.
A Rep named Tom Emmer, so suave,
Made a blunder that caused quite a wave.
At a GOP dinner,
With his blunder, a winner,
Now on social media, a slave.
There once was a correspondent quite witty,
Who compared trade wars, oh what a pity.
With humor and flair,
On “The Daily Show” air,
The president’s actions he did critique slyly.
There once was a host late at night
Who clowned the president in his plight
He said he was fine
Amid Wall Street’s decline
And left us all in a fright
There once was a president bold
Critics claimed his tariffs were cold
The real reason they say
Was to have his own way
In the stories that they have all told
There once was a president bold,
Whose use of description was gold,
He claimed it was positive,
But critics were negative,
Their differing views were quite cold.
There once was a president in power,
Social media gave him an hour,
For his “let them eat cake”,
The people did shake,
With backlash that seemed never to cower.
There once was a journalist of Times,
Who claimed the president’s crimes,
Had caused him to lose,
All interest and choose,
To stop caring, regretful mimes.
There once was a host with great zings,
Skewered the president, his stings,
Mocked his knowledge quite vast,
Made him look like an ass,
Last Week Tonight, truth he brings.