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There once was a man named Enten,
Who said, “This is truly unique!”
With a smile on his face,
He embraced the new pace,
And reveled in the novelty’s mystique.

A judge overstepped her bounds, so they say,
Ordered Garcia back, without delay,
DOJ made an appeal,
Injustice they reveal,
In court, the case will now find its way.

There once was an artist named Sarah,
Who painted Trump without an agenda,
No distortion or bias,
In her work, she was pious,
A portrait that caused no propaganda.

There once was a man named Trump,
Who wanted to make China jump,
With tariffs he’d play,
But the experts say nay,
Will his plan leave the economy stumped?

There once was a leak from the top,
In the Trump admin, it did not stop.
The leakers were shunned,
While the higher-ups stunned,
By the scandal in the group chat shop.

During Trump’s first term, the massive price tag
For a parade through Washington put him off. Not this time, he’d brag.
With military might,
He’ll put on a grand sight,
For July Fourth, his parade won’t lag.

There once was a woman named Guiffre
Who posted her injuries one day
Accused her husband of wrong
Said it had gone on too long
For 22 years he caused dismay

There once was a president bold
Whose words were both fearful and cold
He tried to inspire
But ended up dire
“Don’t be stupid!” his message was told

There once was a man named Dimon,
Who said “America First” is no con,
But he warned with a groan,
“Alone we must not be thrown,”
For unity’s battle must be won.

There once was a Brit PM so grand,
Who swore on Instagram, oh so unplanned,
His wife shared the clip,
Causing quite a blip,
Cripes! Oh, f***ing hell, not what he’d planned!