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There once was a Marine so bold
At the show, his story was told
He was hailed as a hero
At just 26 years old
His bravery never grows old

There once was a doc named Marks,
Who refused to grant unfettered remarks,
To Kennedy’s team,
For fear of a scheme,
To manipulate vaccine safety sparks.

There once was a sports pundit’s decision
To consider a political position
Leaving all doors open wide
In the mess, he can’t hide
A new path may be his new mission

There once was a Court off base
Leaving records for posterity’s grace
Justice wrote of the wrong
In a limerick long
For all to remember the trace

There once was a man named Menendez
Whose brother Erik did not approve a trend
He slammed the show
For its dishonest flow
Their lives, he claimed, they did offend

There once was a woman named Marcy,
Who thought that the law was quite larky.
She wrote to lawmakers,
Before making her lawbreaks,
Now she’s in a bit of a dark valley.

There once was a Shark Tank investor
Who advised Trump to be a bit wiser
He saw a great opportunity
To avoid trade war animosity
And hoped for a outcome that was kinder

There once was a host of great wit,
Who demolished Republicans’ “best argument” with a hit,
Using a blast from the past,
On tariffs, they fast,
The “Daily Show” host had a hit.

There once was a late night host
Who trashed the president in a roast
For going to fajita night
Instead of doing what’s right
For soldiers who died on the coast

There once was a drummer named Burke,
Whose beats could make any crowd perk,
From new-wave punk to disco,
His skills were a show,
In the band, he was truly the murk.