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There once was a “total clunker,” they say,
A commenter explained in dismay.
It ran like a wreck,
A total train wreck,
But still managed to get through the day.

There once was a senator from Texas
At the NCAA game, he did flex
On social media, users did see
His actions caused a frenzy
The spotlight on him, what comes next?

There once was a president whose praise
Of a team caused a viral craze
But the reasons were wrong
And the backlash was strong
His words left many in a daze.

There once was a president bold,
Who dodged questions with a tactic old.
He sidestepped the query,
Leaving everyone weary,
In politics, his tricks were told.

There once was a man named Bill Ackman
Who said, “This is not what we planned!”
He predicted with dread
The tariffs would spread
If Trump doesn’t take a new stand.

There once was a storm all aglow,
Causing chaos wherever it’d go,
With tornadoes and floods,
Causing sorrow in buds,
And deaths rising to numbers that grow.

Three months after Eaton fire’s blaze,
Scorched ruins have left many in a daze,
Locals voice concern,
For the town to return,
Rebuilding is met with some praise.

There once was a child from West Texas
Whose measles led to a sad and grim hex
Despite efforts to save
The young life couldn’t stave
Now the town is left feeling perplexed

There once was a Secretary Brooke,
Whose staff had to quickly revise,
Environmental reviews,
But climate change she did not brook,
In her directive to those who strive.

There once was a vote, 51-48,
Along party lines, they did say,
Two GOP men,
Had their say then,
At a difficult political day.