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There once was a storm in the Midwest,
Days of rain put locals to the test.
Floodwaters did rise,
Causing many to despise,
The damage that left them distressed.

There once was a man named Trump,
Who gave officials the thump,
He fired them with glee,
After a meeting, you see,
With Laura Loomer, causing a bump.

A man with an attorney in tow
Said the government’s actions were slow
Admitting their errors
But no efforts were tearers
To bring his client back, they did show.

There once was a lawyer from York,
Whose client faced fraud as his fork.
He called the sentence harsh,
With cherry-picked facts to march,
Claiming justice was just a big cork.

There once was a Fox News host quite perturbed,
By Bill Burr’s jokes that were absurd.
He poked fun at Musk,
Said he couldn’t seduce,
The ladies; the host’s anger was stirred.

There once was a president bold
Who golfed in Florida to behold
On Saturday and Sunday too
The White House said it’s true
A weekend of golfing he strolled

There once was a man named Musk
Who spoke to Salvini with no fuss
He wanted a free trade zone
Between Europe and his own
In hopes of eliminating any economic dusk.

There once was a protest so grand
Over 500,000 took a stand
In 1,200 displays
To challenge their ways
Trump and Musk faced a turbulent land.

A commentator quite conservative,
With the president, remains supportive.
Not a question is raised,
By the views that are phrased,
In politics, he’s quite assertive.

There once was a comic named Kosta,
Who met the president’s all-caps with an equivalent rosta,
He matched Trump’s loud style,
With humor and guile,
A comedic match made in Costa.