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There once was a leader named Mette,
Defiant against Trump’s petty bet,
She stood up for her land,
With a message so grand,
Danish pride she would never forget.

There once was a country named Beijing
Accusing the U.S. of bad scheming
They called it a bully
With actions unruly
Global trade stability they were deeming

There once was a president named Trump,
Whose trade wars caused quite a big jump,
Prices rose high,
Commerce went awry,
Retaliatory tariffs made some hearts thump.

There once was a market so grand,
Where the stocks fell, oh what a bad hand,
S&P and Dow took a dive,
Nasdaq too took a nosedive,
Investors now feeling so unmanned.

There once were two souls who had died
From measles, which spread far and wide
Unvaccinated were they
Caught the virus one day
Now in peace, they forever reside.

There once were some bats in the league,
Whose power made fans all intrigue.
Victus Sports was swamped,
With orders that thumped,
Near Philadelphia, a success league.

There once was a man named Ed Martin,
Who spoke at a rally quite startlin’,
On the eve of the steal,
He ranted with zeal,
As chaos ensued, quite a darlin’.

There once was a prince, it is said,
Who with a spy became wed,
After a BBC interview of dread,
Documents revealed the story spread,
Entangled with a Chinese spy, instead.

There once was a journalist, a vet,
Whose Facebook post caused a big set,
With a million likes,
And sixty thousand spikes,
From comments the internet met.

There once was a judge from the right,
Who challenged the ballots in sight.
His colleagues agreed,
Ruling in his creed,
For the Supreme Court, he took flight.