There once was a man named Garcia
Whose deportation caused a big kerfuffle
The White House claimed it was a mistake
But many were outraged at the shake
Kilmar Abrego Garcia was in trouble
There once was a Wall Street analyst,
Who claimed iPhone prices would persist,
At a shocking $3,500,
But consumers found it quite dreamy,
To own a phone that truly exists.
There once was a spokesperson so merry,
Whose optimism made people quite wary.
After Trump’s tariff scare,
They declared “liberation day” in the air,
Causing economic panic to vary.
There once was a senator from Jersey,
Whose speech made his heart rate all topsy-turvy,
His stress score shot high,
As he reached for the sky,
A historic moment quite nervy.
There once was a man on a screen,
No law degree, it was seen.
Appeals court judges were wise,
He was nothing but lies,
In New York, a legal dream.
There once was a show called 90210,
With drama that was quite the show,
Beverly Hills was the place,
Where they all showed their face,
9021-Whoooa! made hearts glow.
There once was a president named Trump,
Whose policies took a big jump.
As the market did plunge,
With tariffs in lunge,
He declared they would never be a bump.
There once was a president bold,
Whose five-word post left minds cold,
Global markets were plunging,
His cryptic message was bungling,
On Truth Social, his story was told.
There once was a president bold,
Whose response to bad news was quite cold.
Backlash over tariffs,
He faced with no terrors,
On liberation day, so we’re told.
There once was a congressman named Burchett
CNN’s Hunt asked if Trump’s line was set
Between him and Joe
Tariffs high, we know
In the sand, the president did fret