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There once was an actor so slick
Who said in a TikTok, “What a trick!”
A fan at the show
Gave him quite a blow
In New York, that theater so thick.

There once was a man Trump named Mitch,
Who said, “This is a great time to get rich,”
From Mar-a-Lago he spoke,
Wall Street nearly broke,
But the markets he just couldn’t bewitch.

There once was a man named Kyle Bass,
Whose views on tariffs were crass,
Derek Thompson did say,
And tore him away,
For supporting Trump’s economic morass.

There once were three nations, aghast
Cuba, North Korea, Belarus passed
From the UN convention
On rights, their abstention
Left many rights unheld, unsurpassed

There once was a president bold,
Who often would truth be told,
But in an aside,
He did confide,
About groceries, a story untold.

There once was a flaw, critics saw,
Pointing out what they thought was raw.
They raised up a fuss,
Saying, “It’s a big cuss!”
Their voices rang out with great awe.

A man named Scott Bessent once said,
No guarantees, we may face downturns ahead,
Under Trump, recession’s a fear,
He made it quite clear,
The U.S. economy may be led.

There once was a man, Vance named JD,
From Ohio, his roots did run deep.
He wrote a book, a memoir he penned,
His life story, he chose to defend,
In limerick form, his tale we will keep.

There once was a man named Garcia,
Removed from the country in a hurry.
An error they said,
But now he is dead,
And the government is in a flurry.

There once were some Republicans in a fix
Doing a 180, they changed their politics
The Accountability Project did show
Their stunning turnaround in a row
Now their party’s highest-profile lawmakers face some kicks