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There once was a senator from Kentucky
Who opposed the tariffs, so plucky
Trump’s powers he declined
Said, “This is unkind!”
For Republicans, he stood firm and lucky.

There once were some men from a park,
Who started a fire, quite a lark.
If convicted, they’ll see,
Thirty days, not so free,
In jail, for their reckless embark.

There once was a mayor from NY,
Charged with bribery, oh my oh my!
But the judge threw it out,
With a firm, final shout,
Now the mayor can breathe a big sigh.

There once was a man named Lutnick
Who on “Hannity” tried to stick
Up for Trump’s tariffs so grand
But on social media, he was banned
For defending a plan that was thick

There once was a law quite severe,
To keep animals far from food near,
Bodega owners, beware,
Or fines you will bear,
If your tabby is cuddling by tuna and beer.

There once was a mayor named Ross,
Who sent a video quite boss,
But to his dismay,
It went the wrong way,
Now he’s dealing with quite a loss.

The trial had just begun
With statements and witnesses, one by one
The evidence was shown
And the truth was known
Justice prevailed once all was said and done

There once was a VP from D.C.,
Who denied a report with much glee,
“Fake news!” he did shout,
But the timeline came out,
Confirming the DOGE head’s decree.

There once was a senator named Kennedy,
Who voted for Trump, but felt not so friendly.
He worried about powers emergency,
And the tariffs on Canada – oh what a decree!
In the end, his concerns were plenty.

There once was a man named DiGeorgio
Whose wife caused quite a stir on a cruise
She told a dancer to cease
Her barefooted dance, no peace
An altercation ensued, oh the abuse