There once was a president who claimed
That concerns about the installation were maimed
He said, “Everybody signed off”
But the truth might be tough
For his words, the critics aimed
There once was a Late Show host so bright,
Who gave his viewers a warning with might,
He said, “Buckle up tight,
For a wild show tonight,
You’re in for a real crazy sight!”
There once was a president, they say,
Whose lines seemed like clichés in a way.
Critics mocked him in glee,
Said it’s from a movie spree,
But he’s the hero of his own display.
There once was a president quite perturbed,
Who launched a diatribe, oh how absurd!
In response to a question he didn’t like,
His trademark rant took a spike,
His words leaving many quite disturbed.
There once was a personality right-wing,
Who in shouting matches did swing,
With a senator from Texas,
In a heated lexical nexus,
Their debate had quite the zing.
There once was a man named Klepper
Who made fun of the president’s pepper
His head-spinning posts
About Middle East hosts
Were targets for Jordan’s sharp temper.
There once was a Late Show host so sly,
Who caught an awkward moment nearby.
As the president tried to announce,
A deal, but he tripped and did pounce,
On the comedy gold flying high.
There once was a vehicle, they say,
In Washington it sped away,
From a staging area in a hurry,
Two days past the Army anniversary flurry,
Off it went without delay.
There once was a man with disdain,
Who asked, “What is it you said again?”
His memory was thin,
He asked with a grin,
Repeating his question in vain.
There once was a president so bold
His comments, beyond parody they rolled
On social media, one person joked
His words, so ludicrously poked
In satire, the truth he did scold