There once was a State Department decree,
For student visa processing, you see.
Applicants must be bold,
Their social media accounts to hold,
Public or rejection is the fee.
There once was a President named Barack,
Who criticized his successor, no slack.
In Connecticut he spoke,
Against Trump, a bold poke,
His words causing quite a strong flack.
There once was a winner named George
On “The Daily Show” he’d gorge
He shared a tale
With Jon, without fail
Of a hilarious experience that made him forge
There once was a man full of ire
Stopped mid-rant to make us inquire
With a face full of doubt
He asked all about
Immigrants, his questions inspire
There once was a man named Musk
Who took New York to task
Over hate speech he sued
For transparency he pursued
In monitoring hate, his mask.
There once was a man named Trump,
His reign was considered a dump,
The Boss called it a tragedy,
An American fantasy,
A chaotic administration to trump.
There once was a senator bold,
Whose dig at a host was quite cold.
“Star Wars” fans chimed in,
Said his insult’s a sin,
Far, far from the franchise’s gold.
There once was a man named Klepper
Who spotted a comment quite zapper
Between a senator and Fox host
They argued and yelled the most
In a fiery back-and-forth they’d hop.
There once was a gal with a wire,
Critics said she was quite the liar,
Referring to her old employer,
The truth was hard to decipher,
But her words lit the internet on fire.
There once was a woman named Smith
Whose plight made everyone’s hearts shift
The state’s ban on abortion
Caused quite a commotion
Adriana’s story hit a deep myth