Here’s What We Know About The Minnesota Shooting Suspect’s List Of Names
There once was a suspect so bold,
Whose notebooks did secrets unfold,
Mentions of officials galore,
Intriguing the law even more,
Their names in his writing were told.
There once was a suspect so bold,
Whose notebooks did secrets unfold,
Mentions of officials galore,
Intriguing the law even more,
Their names in his writing were told.
There once was a host of “Daily Show”
Ripped Mike Lee, didn’t hold back, you know
Over tweets of violence
In Minnesota’s silence
With humor, the truth he did show
There once was a son named Trump,
Whose words caused quite a big hump,
Protesting folks
He called them jokes,
In limericks, his behavior did slump.
There once was a reporter named Sara,
Who challenged Rep. Fine with no fear-a,
Live on TV she did fight,
For those lost in the night,
Her passion and courage were clear-a.
There once was a late night show host
Who mocked the president with a boast
Over a minor mistake
Caught on camera, for goodness’ sake
In laughter, the audience was engrossed
Fact checks online did not submit
When claims about Russia were hit
With lies and deceit
The truth they did beat
Online, fact checks did commit
There once was a host late at night,
Who mocked Trump with all of his might,
With images from the protests,
He aimed for the jests,
And left the viewers in delight.
There once was a man in a haste
Dropped papers, a scramble, a waste
A glaring gaffe caught on screen
Went viral, a blunder so mean
Now he’s known for his slip-up misplaced.
There once was a legend named Bill,
A Democrat with marketing skill,
Republicans they say,
Pulled a coup in their way,
But his greatness lives on, still.
There once was an anchor on MSNBC
Who predicted a laughable legacy
For the president, he did say
In a humorous way
A prediction that seemed very cheeky