Seth Meyers Was ‘Feeling Pretty Bummed’ Until Seeing 1 Photo Of Donald Trump

There once was a Late Night host,
Whose spirits he’d often boast,
With jokes and laughter,
He’d feel better after,
His mood lifted, no longer engrossed.

Marjorie Taylor Greene Makes Rare Break From Trump — And It’s All About Tucker Carlson

There once was a Georgian so bold,
Who backed the president, we’re told,
But to the Fox News host,
She gave her full boast,
On foreign policy, her views unfold.

NAACP Files Intent To Sue Elon Musk’s AI Company Over Supercomputer Air Pollution

In Memphis, the chamber declared,
xAI’s supercomputer prepared.
A surprise announcement so grand,
To build in the city they planned,
Memphis’s future now squared.

Marjorie Taylor Greene Calls Fox News And New York Post ‘Propaganda’ Supporting ‘Foreign Wars’

There once was a Republican who cried,
Said right-wing news outlets misguide,
Brainwashing the nation,
Into war participation,
To survive, they must be allied.

NYC Mayoral Candidate And City Comptroller Brad Lander Arrested At Immigration Court

A man named Lander, so bold,
Told agents, “You cannot uphold,
The law on U.S. land,
Without giving a hand,
To follow the rights we uphold.”

AOC Joins Bipartisan Effort To Prevent Trump From Entering An Iran War

There once was a congresswoman from York
Joining Democrats, she took to the cork
With Ro Khanna, she led
In a resolution spread
Uniting the left, a strong fork

Marjorie Taylor Greene Gets In Turf War With Fox News Host Over Who Is Most MAGA

There once was a Georgian Republican,
Who argued with Levin, quite a man,
Over Trump fans’ support,
For Israel-Iran sort,
In a social media skirmish they ran.

‘Project Runway’ Fashion Designer ID’d As Man Killed At Utah ‘No Kings’ Rally

There once was a man of great skill,
In apparel design, he’d fulfill.
Devoted to art
From the islands, his heart,
Celebrating talent with goodwill.

How To Spot A Fake Police Officer

There once were some cops from Minnesota
Who shared how to know if they own ya
To verify a cop
Is real, don’t you stop
Ask for ID to show ya

Doctor Accused Of Giving Matthew Perry Ketamine To Plead Guilty To Distributing Drug

There once was a doc named Plasencia,
Who caused a poor actor’s demise-a,
He supplied the drugs that were deadly,
Now he’s feeling regret quite deeply,
Pleading guilty, he now faces amnesia.

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