Seth Meyers Was ‘Feeling Pretty Bummed’ Until Seeing 1 Photo Of Donald Trump
There once was a Late Night host,
Whose spirits he’d often boast,
With jokes and laughter,
He’d feel better after,
His mood lifted, no longer engrossed.
There once was a Late Night host,
Whose spirits he’d often boast,
With jokes and laughter,
He’d feel better after,
His mood lifted, no longer engrossed.
There once was a Georgian so bold,
Who backed the president, we’re told,
But to the Fox News host,
She gave her full boast,
On foreign policy, her views unfold.
In Memphis, the chamber declared,
xAI’s supercomputer prepared.
A surprise announcement so grand,
To build in the city they planned,
Memphis’s future now squared.
There once was a Republican who cried,
Said right-wing news outlets misguide,
Brainwashing the nation,
Into war participation,
To survive, they must be allied.
A man named Lander, so bold,
Told agents, “You cannot uphold,
The law on U.S. land,
Without giving a hand,
To follow the rights we uphold.”
There once was a congresswoman from York
Joining Democrats, she took to the cork
With Ro Khanna, she led
In a resolution spread
Uniting the left, a strong fork
There once was a Georgian Republican,
Who argued with Levin, quite a man,
Over Trump fans’ support,
For Israel-Iran sort,
In a social media skirmish they ran.
There once was a man of great skill,
In apparel design, he’d fulfill.
Devoted to art
From the islands, his heart,
Celebrating talent with goodwill.
There once were some cops from Minnesota
Who shared how to know if they own ya
To verify a cop
Is real, don’t you stop
Ask for ID to show ya
There once was a doc named Plasencia,
Who caused a poor actor’s demise-a,
He supplied the drugs that were deadly,
Now he’s feeling regret quite deeply,
Pleading guilty, he now faces amnesia.