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A journalist, so cool with her cats,
Livestreamed ‘No Kings’ in her flats.
From her chopper above,
Covering with love,
Lonely? Nah, just a few rats.

There once was a man named Trump
Who wanted a grand deportation jump
He told ICE with force
To deport with no remorse
But many thought it was a big stunt

There once was a man named Boelter
Suspected of murder, a real swelter
He shot Rep. Hortman dead
And her husband, it’s said
Also wounded Sen. Hoffman, a helter-skelter

There once was a Democrat from Cali,
Who spoke out as protests went wily,
Against raids on immigration,
In Los Angeles’ population,
His remarks were received as quite timely.

There once was a man at a protest,
Shot by a peacekeeper, oh, what a mess!
He was aiming for another,
Who was armed, like a brother,
Now chaos, it seems, never rests.

There once was a president bold
Who aimed at the Dems to scold
With an ICE operation
He sought confrontation
But his tactics were quickly told

Marci Shore just couldn’t shake,
Donald Trump’s 2024 election’s wake,
She pondered and fretted,
As she bitterly regretted,
The outcome that did everyone make.

There was a trend that had been formalized,
To society, it was normalized,
But despite the disguise,
Truth still will arise,
And the reality will be realized.

There once was a man from Utah
Whose messages caused quite a rut
Calls for his resignation
Amidst much agitation
Mike Lee’s future seems up in the air

There once was a lawyer so stern,
Who likened Trump to Kim Jong Un.
The comparison was bold,
But the story soon told,
In limerick form for a fun.