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There once was a governor from CA,
Who spoke of the president’s say,
Said LA’s issues,
Affect all with tissues,
It’s about all of us, he’d convey.

There once was a comptroller named Bryn,
Who took funds from accounts with a grin.
To cover the cost,
Of operations lost,
Pete Hegseth’s approval he did win.

There once was a singer-songwriter
Who faced quite the stalker, a fighter
To the court she did run
For help to be done
From the Colorado man, a true blighter

There once was a defense secretary
Who said his boss could deploy troops without query
Former Fox News host
He supported his boast
Said the president’s power was no mystery

There once was a man in L.A.
Who threw rocks and ran away
Bongino urged him to give in
To escape a life of sin
Before they took him away

The leaders of OneTaste, they say,
Forced followers to act in a way,
That made them feel discomfort,
In a manner quite abrupt,
Now they must face judgment day.

There once was a motion so bold,
Declaring a matter to hold.
“They must be stopped!”
The motion flopped,
But the message was clearly told.

There once was a man with some thoughts,
Of sending troops to guard our forts,
For the Olympics near,
In Los Angeles, fear,
Three years till the games are brought.

There once was a Gov named Newsom,
Who Noem claimed did not overcome,
Said Newsom was a disservice,
To California’s purpose,
In the Oval Office, she did fume.

A team in L.A. had a plan,
But protests disrupted their stand,
They moved their hotel,
For safety as well,
In downtown, things got out of hand.