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There once was a city named L.A.,
Where troops were sent without delay,
The president may invoke
The Insurrection Act, awoke,
To restore peace in the fray.

There once was a man named Huerta,
Charged with a crime quite alerta,
His union did claim,
He was not to blame,
Just peacefully exercising his First Amendment inertia.

The National Guard troops will rise
To two thousand, a great surprise
Till then, the Marines
Will support those convenes
In a gesture both valiant and wise

The California governor said with a quiver,
“This day I hoped we’d never deliver,
In America’s land,
A scene that’s so grand,
On social media, my words to consider.”

There once was a man in a race,
Whose moves were a shocking disgrace.
He dismantled with glee,
Vaccine policy,
Leaving many in utter amaze.

There once was a man named Travis Decker,
Whose vehicle was quite a big wrecker.
Blood samples were found,
And many items abound,
Evidence pointed to him as the suspect checker.

There once was a Gov named Newsom
Who thought the troop withdrawal was glum
He called it reckless and coarse
Said it showed no remorse
To our troops, he cried “How can you be so dumb?”

There once was a man named Harry Enten
Who said trust in the party was threatenin’
Donald Trump, quite eager
To take on the issue, a leader
But the people’s faith, still uncertain

A U.S. official did say,
Troops won’t have tear gas on display,
Armed with service weapons,
No need for such sessions,
They’ll stay peaceful throughout the day.

There once was a man named Randy,
Who thought Trump’s plan was quite dandy,
Sending troops to L.A.,
Made him shout, “Oy vey!”,
A situation very, very dangerous, he did see.