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There once was a secretary named May,
Whose views on border walls did sway.
For Homeland Security,
She changed her priority,
Now barriers she no longer would say.

There once was a rookie named Clarke
Whose catch left the fans in stark
He defied all the heights
To their sheer delight
Baseball’s new star made his mark.

There once was a host from the Show,
Who mocked the president, you know,
His billionaire friend,
Their friendship did end,
Now their falling out’s all the to-do.

There once was a president bold
Who answered a question quite cold
About his split with the wealthy
It left everyone unhealthy
As rumors and gossip unrolled

There once was a host of Late Show,
Who mocked the president’s awkward pose,
With humor and wit,
He made quite a hit,
In limericks, his jokes always flow.

There once was a presidential rival
Who said Trump’s promises were no revival
“It isn’t to keep
Californians safe,” she’d peep
And insisted he was just a political scoundrel.

There once was a man named Green
Who worked on Trump’s political scene
After doing one task
He took off his mask
And bid farewell to Congress quite keen.

There once was a congressman from the GOP
Whose message had flaws, don’t you see?
He spoke with a blunder
And his points went asunder
His words not quite what they should be.

There once was an anchor on MSNBC,
Who flagged a question that was key,
About protests against the president,
A topic quite prevalent,
In a news segment that was free.

There once was a governor who said,
“What’s so absurd about that question is I’ve actually thought about it.”