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There once was a president who
Was reminded of his hypocrisy too
It was massive indeed
But there was no need
For him to change what he knew

There once was a House speaker, so true,
Critics found irony in what he’d do,
His remarks were dissected,
With irony detected,
In limericks, the critics would construe.

There once was a gal named Lauren,
Who warned of dangers journalists endure;
In her outlet, she made it clear,
The risks they face are very near,
Her words were a cautionary tour.

There once was a star of the screen,
Who handled hecklers quite keen,
In “Good Night, and Good Luck,”
He never would duck,
His tactic was cool and unseen.

There once was a man quite severe
Whose actions stoked public fear
Former VP did declare
On social media’s square
Administration’s motives unclear

There’s one thing that he really does boast,
On “Last Week Tonight” he’s a ghost,
His humor, it shines,
And his show’s quite divine,
For John Oliver, satire’s a toast.

There once were some victims, so sad,
On the sidewalk they were found by the lads,
Along Vegas Boulevard they lay,
Police worked through the night and day,
Investigating what made them so mad.

The guard was deployed without ask,
A rare move, a peculiar task,
No governor’s plea,
Just did it, you see,
A historic event, quite a mask.

There once was a man named Trump
Who wanted to send the troop chump
To help with the raids
In the immigrant parades
But Newsom said, “That’s a big lump!”

There once was a head of ICE
Who said he would not think twice
To arrest the Gov and Mayor
If they got in his hair
For immigration raids, he’d pay the price