There once was a podcaster named Nate,
Who wanted to investigate the fate,
Of a tech billionaire’s legal state,
In the United States debate,
Doubling down on his call, Nate did not hesitate.
There once was an actor so brave
Crossed the pond for an interview gave
Recounted a brush with death
Took away his breath
But lived to tell, he was saved.
There once was an egg recall so vast
Salmonella made people ill, unsurpassed
In the West and Midwest
The outbreak caused unrest
Federal health officials moved fast
There once was a man named Miller,
Whose views on immigration were thriller,
He called protests insurrection,
With a strong hardline direction,
In the White House, he was no chiller.
There once was a killer named Grant,
From prison he made a gallant transplant,
To Varner SuperMax,
In chains, no relaxing lax,
In the Ozarks, his evil will slant.
There once was a man named Musk
Whose words caused quite a ruckus
He claimed his trans daughter was gone
Due to the woke mind virus drawn
A statement that left many to bask in the fuss
The White House said Trump would deploy,
National Guard to address the lawless ploy.
When the troops would show,
Was something they didn’t know,
But festered lawlessness they aim to destroy.
There once was a host named Bill Maher
With pop-culture refs he did flair
He trounced the end
Of a controversial trend
His wit left the audience in a rare.
There once was a cop from D.C.
In intelligence, he held the key
But now he’s in jail
For a crime he set sail
No longer will he roam free
There once was a judge named Myong Joun
Whose order Trump could not get around
His promise to wind down
Was effectively drowned
Now the Department’s still safe and sound