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There once were six NWS sites,
That halted their weather balloon flights,
No data to collect,
For the weather forecast sect,
Their decision caused quite a plight.

There once was a show called “TACO”
It mocked Trump’s tariff policy, you know
But “Fox & Friends” weren’t pleased
Their laughter quickly ceased
As the video continued to grow

There once was a man named John Morales,
Who worried about life’s many perils,
With furrowed brow and a frown,
He’d let out a sigh and then drown,
In a sea of concerns, his mind full of sorrows.

A judge ruled that prisons must provide
Hormone therapy for transgender inmates
Social accommodations too
For their rights to pursue
An important victory they have achieved

There once was a man named Greg Rosen,
Who thought pardons were just a chosen
Excuse for political violence,
In a modern democratic silence,
His views on pardons were frozen.

There once was a coach named Walter,
Who uttered a slur, causing falter.
He apologized quick,
For his offensive pick,
Now he must be a bit smarter.

There once was a woman named Pat,
Accused of a crime quite flat,
Three relatives were dead,
By mushrooms, it’s said,
Now justice must tip its hat.

There once was a judge who decreed
That nonbinary folks could proceed
To choose a third option
On their birth certificate adoption
For their gender to accurately lead

There once was a mayor from Tulsa
Who proposed a trust, oh what a hullabaloo
To give reparations
To the massacre’s generations
Scholarships and housing aid, a breakthrough

There once was a guy in the know,
Who pried where he shouldn’t go.
But little did he know,
His own limits would show,
A TikTok user revealed it so.