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There once was a man named Liu
Who smuggled a fungus or two
For research he did claim
At a lab with his dame
But he got caught and now he’s blue

There once was a gal named Monica
Who said with confidence, “It’ll come to ya”
She was sure it’d occur
And her words did confer
That fate would bring about the phenomena

There once was a president so rageful,
Whose silence was quite dreadful.
The MSNBC anchor’s clue,
Suggested the reason was true,
In limericks, this tale’s quite playful.

There once was a host from MSNBC,
Who claimed the president’s break was quite free.
He’d been out of sight,
For days, that’s just right,
Longest break since returning, you see.

There once was a binder fumble,
Went viral – a real PR tumble.
The wrong reasons to see,
In the public eye be,
A blunder that made many grumble.

There once was a park with a goal
To honor an American soul
But Joanna Miller said
It made no sense, instead
Empty of spirit, that’s the toll

There once was a legend named Bleier
Who gave the president a jersey so dear
In Pennsylvania, at a rally so grand
Not everyone thought it was so grand
But Rocky stood tall with no fear

There once was a candidate with door-knockers,
Twenty-nine thousand strong, no shockers.
Could their passion ignite,
And lead to a win in the fight,
Like AOC, the Queens progressive locker?

There once were two men named Moore and Mansell,
Convicted of theft, a tale to tell,
But they were pardoned one day,
Their crimes washed away,
Now they’re free from their prison cell.

There once was a plant in Illinois
Whose output would greatly rejoice
With Meta’s investments
It reached new consistence
A nuclear powerhouse with poise