‘Sesame Street’ Pride Post Triggers Conservatives Into Meltdown Mode
There once was a post about love
That right-wingers deemed worthy of
A freak-out so wild
It left them beguiled
By a message they could not dispose of
There once was a post about love
That right-wingers deemed worthy of
A freak-out so wild
It left them beguiled
By a message they could not dispose of
There once was a host on MSNBC
Suggested a double standard we see
Pointed out a story
The network found too gory
A tale they did not dare to touch, you see
There once was a Hunt named Kasie,
Brought receipts to the secretary HHS,
With a stern look on her face,
She made sure he was in his place,
For transparency and accountability, she’s always feisty.
There once was a late night host,
Who mocked the GOP with a boast,
For ignoring the president’s strange post,
His humor was sharp as a coast,
In limericks, he was the most.
There once was a “Late Show” host so bold,
Down the “rabbit hole” he strolled,
To explore the president’s new claim,
In a comedic way, he aimed,
His jokes left the audience sold.
There once was a tech billionaire,
With a black eye he did wear,
On his last fateful day,
In Trump’s team, he did stay,
A government employee with flair.
There once was a host on late night
Who mocked the president’s plight
He joked and he teased
With humor that pleased
His audience all through the night
There once was a plot so absurd,
Using “swatting” to threaten, unheard,
With bomb threats and calls,
Creating false emergencies for all,
But justice prevailed with each word.
There once was a governor from Cali,
Who said, “Here’s how we can tally,
The only way we win,
Is to fight and begin,
To make our dreams big and not smallie.”
There once was a forecast so dire,
Of economic growth that would tire.
Just 2.9%,
No room for ascent,
The OECD’s outlook won’t inspire.