There once was a Gov. named Sununu,
Who argued on CNN – oh what to do!
He called the women “antisemitic”,
For their views on Israel, quite hectic,
But their stance on Gaza, still rang true.
There once was a vaccine named MMR,
Its rates were stable, with little to deter,
But now it’s on the decline,
A trend that’s not so fine,
Johns Hopkins found in their research’s blur.
There once was a bill, quite a fright,
With a hidden provision in sight,
It would strip the court’s might,
Buried deep out of sight,
In 1,000 pages, its plight.
There once was an admin so brash,
Targeting Mexican artists with a slash.
Suspension was the latest move,
Causing outrage and disapprove,
In this political clash.
There once was a man, so they say,
Illegal in the U.S. to stay,
He overstayed a visa,
Causing some unease-a,
Homeland Security had their say.
There once was a suspect quite bold,
Who planned an attack, we are told.
For a year he did wait,
Targeting a group he’d hate,
A “Zionist group” he extolled.
There once was a justice quite bold,
Questioned AR-15 bans so cold,
Said the court may soon see,
Constitution’s decree,
In the next term or two, we’re told.
There once was a boy named Marcelo,
Whose father was hard to follow.
Immigration did seek,
But instead found the cheek,
Of the teenager, where the truth did show.
There once was a show with great zeal,
Publishing often, its appeal,
Chief proponent of lies,
Election denial, their guise,
But truth will eventually reveal.
A pundit named Harry Enten,
Said the GOP’s not out of the pen.
Despite trade policy fears,
They could still shift the gears,
And win over the crowd with Amen.