There once was a host of “Daily Show”,
Who warned both Dems and Reps with a glow,
Of the dangers they face,
In the political race,
His message they just couldn’t forego.
There once was a woman named Judith
Defiantly she stood, not timid
Trump loyalists attacked
But she firmly fought back
Said, “I stand by what I’ve done,” amid it
There once was an actor quite bold
Who a Trump idea did uphold
He admitted it might
Just make things right
And bring back the greatness of old
There once was a news channel named Truth+
With a conservative channel, its latest stuff
Launched globally it was
Expanding its buzz
Spreading its message, that’s enough!
There once was a president bold,
Who rambled and boasted, we’re told.
He’d contradict his own chat,
And that was just that,
His speeches were often quite cold.
There once was a man named Netanyahu
Who nominated the president, oh
For an award so grand
In Israel’s great land
A gesture that’s sure to bestow
The newspaper predicted with doubt,
A “broad” economic fallout,
It caused quite a scare,
But we all are aware,
With resilience, we’ll figure it out.
There once was a star, quite bold,
Who spoke out, or so I am told,
To the “shut up and act” crowd,
She spoke right out loud,
On MSNBC, the truth she unrolled.
There once was a perk, quite elite,
For those with TSA PreCheck sweet,
Now open to all,
No longer in thrall,
To just those with the special feat.
A Chihuahua on an Alpine rock,
Found its owner in a crevasse lock.
With a bark and a whine,
Rescuers did find,
The man, safe from the cold and shock.