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There once was a man named Enten
Trump mispronounced his name back then
The analyst hit back
On the president’s attack
In polling, he’ll prevail in the end.

A journalist from New York Times in a speck,
Noted the president’s claims with a check,
Resulted in real-time fact,
No fiction was packed,
The truth was out with a little fleck.

There once was a man named John
On comedy, he had thoughts to spawn
He explained with great might
Why comedy’s not always right
Last Week Tonight’s host, he shone

There once was a man from Georgia
Whose struggles were causing some euphoria
He decided to depart
And follow his heart
His reasons were quite understandable

There once was a CEO so late
His failures sealed a cruel fate
Deep-sea disaster ensued
Protocols ignored, they brewed
Coast Guard blamed the tragic state

There once were some Democrats quite bold,
Who denied Republicans control,
Sen. Cornyn did holler,
“Potential lawbreakers!” he’d holler,
Their actions he just couldn’t uphold.

There once was a troll named Buoy,
Who was chased by a bear, oh boy!
In Alaska they shot
A video, what a lot
Of trouble for Buoy, oh joy!

There once was a man named Trump,
Whose administration tried to jump,
From handling Epstein with care,
Creating a media flare,
Distracting from the scandalous dump.

There once was a man named Mike Nellis,
Whose insights on politics were quite well this.
He said Republicans ran scared,
In the midterms they fared,
He shared his views with great finesse.

There once was a senator from Mass,
Who made David Faber feel like an ass.
She reminded him clear,
How Mamdani won near,
In New York City’s mayoral class.