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There once was a man named Flood
Whose Medicaid cuts caused a feud
Voters confronted him there
With accusations unfair
But he stood his ground, unshaken and shrewd.

A judge ruled they must now produce
Some agreements, to set the chart loose
To determine who’s boss
Of the Florida cross
Between state and feds, to deduce

There once was a host known as Late,
Who showed a video that sealed the fate,
The president surely did regret,
His mistake on the set,
Now it’s a moment he’ll always hate.

There once was a CNN host so bright,
Who felt he was “communicating” just right,
With Joaquin, a victim so dear,
In the school shooting he held near,
A bond beyond darkness, pure light.

In MAGA land, triumphalism grand,
Conservative board took a stand,
Warned, “Don’t celebrate yet,
Challenges still to be met,”
MAGA’s future is far from bland.

There once was an attorney, conservative,
Whose warning was quite assertive,
He said the president’s ways,
Could lead to darker days,
Into crisis we may all nervily swerve.

There once was a host from Fox News,
Who made a controversy brew,
With Sweeney and Eagle,
In a media upheaval,
Leaving everyone baffled and confused.

There once was a GOP strategist
Who feared a political twist
He said this move could cost
During midterms, party may be lost
Now they face a challenging gist

There once was a secretary, meek,
Called by the Health secretary, so sleek,
Three or four times a week,
His calls she would seek,
For guidance and policies to tweak.

There once was a man who declared
That their career was over, he shared
His bombastic decree
Not well received, you see
In the end, they were still unimpaired