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Illinois Gov. Pritzker did fret,
ICE gave information so petit,
With very little to show,
He was left in the know,
A frustrating situation, you bet!

The president said with affection,
“I’m glad for that correction,
Hegseth fixed my blunder,
I’ll remember to ponder,
And thank him for his direction.”

There once was a man from the South,
Who preached with wisdom and truth from his mouth,
He declared with great zest,
That how you die is not the test,
It’s how you live that counts, from north to south.

There once was a man named Magione,
In court for a pre-trial session he shone.
The prosecutors still wait,
For a trial date to set straight,
For the alleged shooter, he’s known.

In Lake Michigan, a ship that’s been missed,
F.J. King lost, by searchers persist.
Since the 1970s they’ve tried,
To find where the ship may reside,
But the lake’s depths still tightly resist.

There goes the voice of the common man again
The “Late Night” host snarked with disdain
With wit and humor so bright
He mocked the man day and night
In jest, his comments would entertain

There once was a host from MSNBC,
Who challenged the VP with glee.
He brought receipts to prove him wrong,
And exposed his lies all along,
In a battle of truth for all to see.

There once was a man with rhetoric,
Said critics, it’s toned down a lick.
But sarcastically meant,
His words still were bent,
In limericks, his lies stick.

There once was a lady named McQuade
Whose head “exploded” in a tirade
Over the FBI director’s Fox News spree
She said it just couldn’t be
In a limerick it all got conveyed

There once was a man under fire
For his double standard’s attire
When it came to political fights
His responses lacked rights
Now he faces the public’s ire