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There once was a Late Show host
Who mocked the president’s latest boast
On social media he’d rant
But the host said “I can’t
Take this tirade seriously, it’s just a ghost”

There once was a man named Reiner,
Whose line made the audience cheer.
In character, he did deliver,
And Jimmy Kimmel’s show did not wither,
As laughter filled the atmosphere.

There once was a Fox News host so witty,
Used fire-and-brimstone rhetoric, wasn’t it pretty?
About the mayoral race, he did chat,
In New York City, where things are at,
His passion for politics, oh, what a ditty!

There once was a job forecast dire
For the year through March, we’d be mired
With 598,000 lost
The employment count tossed
Leaving many in need to inquire

There once was a camera so fine
From 2015 to 2019’s line
It showed a blank screen
In reverse, quite mean
Risking crashes, a dangerous sign.

There once was a hedge fund whiz,
Who gave Trump a scenario that’s his.
It was the worst-case,
For the president’s grace,
Griffin’s words left Trump in a tizz.

There once was a podcaster named Miller
Whose wife had a particular willer
She tried to cast an image of grace
Said Salon’s Marcotte with a trace
Of doubt in her tone, it’s a thriller.

There once was a late night host
Who found the president’s explanation to boast
He wasn’t buying it
Not one little bit
His skepticism remained the utmost

There once was a photo quite strange,
With Epstein and Mar-a-Lago’s range,
Released on a day,
With a crude page in play,
A story that’s hard to arrange.

There once was a man named the President
Consistently under, is his sentiment
On the issues he’s down
Even one that won him a crown
Harry Enten’s words, a firm statement