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There once was a news network, so grand,
Its new direction, quite unplanned,
More conservative it’ll be,
To see what we’ll see,
A change in the media land.

There once was a “Late Night” host so merry
Suggested to the president, very contrary
For his birthday, no need to fuss
Just hop on a Greyhound bus
And take a trip to a town so cheery

There once was a visit quite scary
As the U.S. fought cartels so hairy
In the Caribbean Sea
Military did see
Escalating operations, quite wary

There was a book on a shelf,
Not staying there by itself,
It soon took flight,
Out of sight,
Off the shelf, like an elf.

There once was a president, oh my!
Slammed for his hypocrisy,
His actions were a travesty,
In the headlines, it’s no mystery,
His credibility took a nosedive.

There once was a host of a show
Who analyzed Trump’s health status quo
He found something amiss
In the president’s list
Now we wonder what he does know

There once was a host from “The View”
Who told the health secretary, “Shame on you!”
At his Senate hearing so bad,
She really got mad,
And let him know just what she’d do.

There once was a man named Drew Feltwell
Taught his son to de-escalate well
At a Phillies game site
They diffused a fight
With actions that truly befell

There once were two Murdochs so grand,
Whose outlets had a conservative stand,
Their move meant to keep
Their slant in a sweep,
In the media landscape they stand.

There once was a VP in dismay
Asked about a letter in July
Gavin Newsom did say
“This aged well” Monday
In a humorous and sly way