There once was a son of Trump’s name,
Who addressed the “conspiracies” with no shame,
In recent days, they swirled,
But his defense unfurled,
Yet doubts about truth still remain.
There once was a late night host crack,
That got an unusual audience react,
The jokes were so funny,
It made them all jumpy,
And the laughter just couldn’t hold back.
There once was a host from Late Show,
Who slammed the president’s low blow.
Attacking Chicago with rage,
He went on the stage,
His limerick was quite the show.
There once was a man named Joe Walsh
Who claimed the GOP had gone awash
No longer a party
But something quite hearty
He wanted to start a new squosh.
There once was a man named Trump
Whose tweets were quite a dump
From Rosie to Cracker Barrel
His posts were always feral
Outlandish and full of jump
There once was a show quite uncanny
Examining the president’s rapport with the devil, quite uncanny
Their relationship deep
A secret they keep
For viewers to watch and be savvy
There once was a host of late night
Who said the president’s in quite a plight
Spinning out, he did claim
For Epstein files, there’s a game
Justice Department’s role in the fight.
There once was a critic so bold,
Who on social media strolled,
“Slobber slobber slobber,”
He typed with a shudder,
His words caused a storm to unfold.
There once was a man named Pritzker
Who gave Texas Republicans a bicker
With a quick comeback
To their attempt at humor, he didn’t lack
JB Pritzker, a true quick-witted kicker
There once was a Rep. named McGovern,
Who lambasted the president in turn.
For downplaying a press,
That caused much distress,
To victims of a sex offender’s burn.