There once were two victims of crime,
Who detailed their trauma in time.
In a court filing they shared,
All the pain that they bared,
Seeking justice, their voices did chime.
There once was a court case so grand
Trump’s tariffs were ruled contraband
To the Supreme Court they did plea
To weigh in on legality
A decision now in their hand
There’s something on SNL that’s “toxic as hell,”
Devon Walker did publicly tell,
He left with a blunt note,
Now it’s up for debate,
What caused him to bid the show farewell.
A man named Michael Paul Brown
In Anaconda caused quite a frown
He shot at the bar
And tried to mar
By setting it all ablaze, that clown
There once was a gal named Vivian,
Who people thought was a zillion.
But she said with a smile,
“I don’t have that big a pile,
I’m just an average civilian.”
There once was an MSNBC host
Who found something important to boast
The Justice Department’s transcript
Didn’t capture moments that were zipped
But the audio recordings won the most
There once was a star on TV,
Who shared her struggles so free,
Enduring miscarriages a few,
And facing health issues too,
Her strength and courage we all see.
There once was a man named Kennedy
Whose vaccine policies caused great agony
Former staffers did plea
For the public’s safety
To stop this health crisis, urgently.
There once was a man named Routh,
Who proposed a deal in the South,
But prosecutors declined,
Trump’s reaction unkind,
Now his plan has gone down with a drouth.
There once was a network named Fox,
Who criticized Newsmax’s box.
They ripped their viewership,
With a lawsuit, the trip,
Ended in a media paradox.