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There once was a Fox News host so sly,
Who tried to taunt Cali’s governor guy.
But the governor hit back,
With a stinging attack,
And left the host wondering why.

There once was a bot named ChatGPT,
Accused by parents in dismay,
They claimed it was the cause,
Of their son’s tragic loss,
Now they seek justice in their own way.

There once was a man named Moore
Who praised Emma Heming Willis, for sure
She became a caregiver bright
For an actor with a plight
Diagnosed with dementia, he needed her more.

More than 80 experts have denounced
This act they say is a farce
A mockery and travesty
They cry out so angrily
Their voices loud, their message pronounced

There once was a Doc named Siegel,
Who praised the president like an eagle,
Despite questions of health,
He defended with stealth,
In support, he was wholly legal.

There once was a late night show host,
Who shared a response, sincere almost,
To the president’s absence,
From public eye’s presence,
In limericks, his message he’d boast.

There once was a man named Stuart
Who labeled the Dems with a smirk
He said they should try
To label and decry
In politics, it’s all just a quirk

There once was a trio in Beijing,
With the president posting, quite keen.
They buddied up tight,
In the Chinese spotlight,
A friendship like never before seen.

There once was a Late Show host so sly,
Who had a theory about the president’s health, oh my!
Amid rumors of poor health,
He kept his thoughts to himself,
And left us all wondering why.

There once was a man named Enten
Who forecasted races like a ten
He said they hold power
For the next election hour
His predictions may come true again.