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There once was a man who did flirt,
With a look like Mangione, alert,
People were baffled,
At the sight, quite unraveled,
Modeling a shirt, not a concert.

There once was a man who could botch
All the insults he tried to dispatch,
But his clapbacks, however,
Were top-notch and clever,
Leaving his enemies in a watch.

There once was a judge, Burroughs by name,
In a case siding with Harvard’s fame.
She ruled for the school,
Which made some feel cool,
In a legal battle, they claim.

There once was a president who vowed
To release info, he proudly avowed
But a year went by
And his words were a lie
Now he’s blaming his enemies, unbowed

There once was a president so hasty,
Who called a reporter quite nasty,
In front of the press,
Causing quite a mess,
His temper was clearly not pasty.

There once was a pundit so bold,
Who argued ‘gainst onscreen portrayal, we’re told.
He pounced on his co-host,
In a conservative boast,
His views left the room feeling cold.

There once were jobs aplenty,
But now there are less than twenty,
Employers post vacancies,
But with fewer frequencies,
The job market feels plenty of quandary.

There once was a host of a show,
Who cleared up confusion, you know.
With jokes and with flair,
He showed he did care,
On “Tonight Show,” his talent did glow.

There once was a gal named Jessica
Said, “That’s it, plain and simple. Put a bow on it.”
With words that were sharp
She made her mark
A limerick for her now we’ll all commit

There once was a late night host
Who predicted the president’s health boast
He said with a grin
“He’ll stay fit and thin”
But the truth may soon be exposed