‘House Of Cards’ Star Robin Wright Reveals ‘S**tshow’ Reason She’s Leaving The U.S.

There once was an actor so free,
In her new home, joy was the key,
She found a true gem,
Where folks lived a dream,
In a place where they could just be.

Kraft Heinz Breaks Up Amid Little Appetite For Big Food Companies

A merger of Kraft and Heinz was grand,
Creating a food giant so grand.
But the years have shown flaws,
Stock price took a loss,
Now shareholders in need of a plan.

‘Dumber Than Dogs**t’: GOP Congressman Roasted Over Phony ‘F**k Trump’ Video

There once was a Rep. Moore, so keen,
Whose hot take went viral on the screen.
For all the wrong reasons,
It caused many treasons,
Now his blunder is never unseen.

Eric Trump Weighs In On Possible Presidential Run

There once was a man named Donald Trump’s son,
Who spoke of a family dynasty to be won.
With power in his hand,
He dreamt of ruling the land,
But his dreams may be easier said than done.

Airbnb’s Billionaire Co-Founder Explains Why He Ditched Dems And Went Full MAGA

There once was a man named Joe Gebbia,
Whose mind was struck by hysteria.
He exclaimed, “Holy cow,
This is crazy somehow!”
His words made him quite a big deal ya.

Donald Trump Floats Ridiculous White House Troll Of Joe Biden, Then Mocks His Cancer Diagnosis

There’s something that’s brought to the task,
A mystery that’s never been unmasked,
Is it real or a fling,
The president did cling,
To the answer he sought as he basked.

CEO Who Snatched Autographed Hat From Young Fan At U.S. Open Finally Addresses Viral Incident

There once was a tennis ace, Kamil,
Whose victory caused quite a thrill,
In a video, shown,
His joy was full-blown,
A celebration that gave fans a chill.

Anna Wintour Taps Chloe Malle As Vogue Successor — But She’s Still In Charge

There once was a girl named Malle
Her parents were quite the grand ballet
Her father was French
Her mother had a cinch
In the world of film, they did not fail.

Gavin Newsom Trolls Karoline Leavitt With A Biting New Meme And Nickname

There once was a governor from Cal,
Who gave the press secretary a new faux.
Her makeover was grand,
Just like out of a movie, so grand,
Now the White House team has a glow.

Harry Enten Reveals The ‘Itty Bitty Number’ That Should Alarm Trump On Core Issue

There once was a data chief at CNN
Who said Americans turned against him
On a signature action
They caused a big reaction
Their feelings were no longer dim

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