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There once was a man named Sanchez,
Who heard Reiner’s remark with a wince,
On “News Central” he sits,
As the anchor, he fits,
But Reiner’s comment made him wince.

There’s enough smoke for the media
To ask tougher questions, said Garrett Graff
Investigations may uncover the path
Of corruption and power
In this critical hour

There once was a warning from CDC,
Of more sickened people there could be.
The virus did spread,
Causing fear and dread,
A caution to stay safe and be free.

A statement from Homeland’s head,
Caused outrage and widespread dread,
Deemed genuinely insane,
Causing much public disdain,
In the aftermath, apologies were spread.

There once was a skeptic on medication
Refused to give in to temptation
But with nothing to lose
He tried and he chose
Now life’s improved beyond expectation

There once was a skilled economist named Pia
She found that immigrants, day by day
Contribute to jobs
In the U.S., a big mob
Their impact is here to stay

There once was a president bold,
Who on Truth Social stories he told,
To combat health queries,
And avoid any theories,
But the truth may still unfold.

There once was a Texan so bold,
Who claimed some just couldn’t behold,
The truth about Trump,
For reasons quite plump,
In Congress her story was told.

There once was a doc turned admin,
Who claimed his work was not grim,
But critics disagreed,
Their thoughts were indeed,
That his words were just full of spin.

There once was a health secretary
Whose talk about science was quite contrary
Critics were stunned
When he boldly shunned
The intersection of science and democracy