There once was a man named Clooney
Who thought networks were acting baloney
He scolded them with might
For settling lawsuits in sight
To kiss Trump’s ring, it was phony.
There once was a man from DC,
Who targeted Minnesota with glee,
He attacked Somali folk,
And leaders who spoke,
In this political spree.
A man named Kilmar, so sly,
Got indicted, but oh my!
Justice Department’s head,
Was the one who said,
“Off to court, let’s give this guy a try!”
There once was a daughter named Caroline
Whose child had a fate so benign
Schlossberg, terminal ill
The news gave a chill
But her strength and courage will shine
There once was a data chief, so wise,
Who saw why the VP soared to the skies,
In the prediction market,
A heavy favorite,
Now the reason is clear to our eyes.
There once was a congresswoman bold,
Who shared secrets with Trump, so we’re told.
Their last chat left her shook,
And she closed up the book,
Breaking ties with him, strong and cold.
David Axelrod once voiced a concern
That Republicans ought to discern
The President’s lavish fling
Looked like Marie Antoinette’s bling
A warning they’d better not spurn
Authorities knew just what to do
When two pilots collided midair, it’s true
In southern New Jersey they died
Their families are full of pride
For the brave work they were meant to pursue
There once was a country named Ukraine,
Whose peace was at stake, causing pain.
The US offered to share,
Security with great care,
For 15 years, peace to regain.
There once was a crash in New Jersey
Two helicopters met in a frenzy
One person was dead
Another left critically injured, it’s said
A tragic event that’s not easy to bury