There once was an activist from Minnesota
Charged for a church protest, a thorn in their flora
She released a video
Of her arrest, oh the woe
Her fight for justice, a relentless aurora
There once was a raid quite bold,
Capturing Maduro, we’re told.
Venezuela’s President,
In custody he went,
A capture that was quite cold.
There once were some clergy so bold,
Against immigration they strolled,
But the police came in force,
And arrested the source,
At the airport, the story was told.
There once was a chief from a border,
Who considered a preschooler quite a hoarder,
Detained and sent to Texas,
With his dad, no less,
He thought nothing could be more of a disorder.
There once was a host from the hour eleven,
Who saw agents use their car as a weapon.
They rammed a dad with his boy,
Took away all their joy,
In the eyes of the host, it was a lesson.
There once was a plate in Rhode Island
With Mr. Potato Head, quite a dandy
Now in Boston, they ponder
Should the license plate wander?
Lawmakers debate, feeling chagrin.
There once was a snowboarder named Ryan,
Arrested for charges, we’re not lyin’,
Drug trafficking and killing,
His fate may be chilling,
Now he’s facing a legal alliance.
There once was a Veep who did worry
About agents in Minnesota, oh so flurry
He said it’s quite scary
But the truth is more hairy
Invasion is a cause for great hurry
There once was a President named Trump,
Who spoke about deals with a thump.
“We can do anything we want,
We can do military,” he did taunt.
But specifics he did not provide, just a jump.
There once was a president, so they say,
Critics claimed he was petty each day,
Called him immature too,
For the things that he’d do,
In the White House he didn’t hold sway.