There once was a quarterback named Nix,
Whose ankle injury became a big fix.
In the Broncos’ win late in the game,
He broke his ankle, what a shame!
Now surgery’s needed, no more tricks.
There once was a man named Jennings,
Who accused Mayor Frey of threats and misgivings.
But Host Abby Phillip,
Found his claims to be typical,
And dismissed his wild accusations and ramblings.
There once was a host who did state
The American people see the hate
Pandering and nonsense
They view with some sense
Said the former CNN mate
There once was a crackdown named Surge
With officers taking the urge
It caused quite a stir
In Trump’s latest blur
Immigration crackdown, the scourge
There once was a White House so great,
No details on the credit card rate.
What fate awaits those who stall?
No one knows, no clue at all.
Will they lower or face the state’s debate?
There once was a woman named Pirro,
Who tried to make a homeless man a felon, oh no!
With a cat toy keychain in hand,
She hoped he would understand,
But her plan ended up in a low blow.
An Iraqi colonel said with a sigh,
US forces would bid their base goodbye.
A few soldiers still stayed,
Due to issues delayed,
Logistics keeping them under the sky.
There once was a man named Litman
Who spoke of a political hitman
He said with a sneer
The situation’s severe
In a limerick, this story began
There once was a White House decree,
Claiming Greenland should belong to the free.
For Denmark is so small,
It can’t defend at all,
But it seems quite a wild fantasy.
There once was a lady named Machado,
From the White House she began to go,
Carrying a bag so big and red,
With Trump’s name, it is said,
Bolton called it shameful, you know.