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The Fed Reserve, it is known,
Will keep rates steady, not prone.
No change this month, they say,
Interest rates will stay,
In place, no need to bemoan.

There once was a vet named Jon Ross,
Served at the border, no loss.
For two decades he stayed,
In the U.S. he obeyed,
Immigration was his daily toss.

The Fed Reserve, it is known,
Will keep rates steady, not prone.
No change this month, they say,
Interest rates will stay,
In place, no need to bemoan.

There once was a man named Hitler,
Europeans know him well, bitter.
On social media it’s said,
They know a thing or two, widespread,
About this historical critter.

There once was a host of Late Night
Who warned of a future quite bright
But he rang an alarm
For the country’s own charm
Sounding loud with all of his might

There once was a sight so immense,
With no logical reason, no sense.
It’s hard to explain,
At this moment, remain,
What happened, it’s all so intense.

There once was a president bold,
Whose remarks left the people cold,
Accepting a prize that wasn’t hers,
Caused serious second-hand blurs,
María Corina Machado’s story told.

A late-night host did once vent,
About a lost baseline of decency went,
He shared his lament,
In a way that was fervent,
For the values that seemed to be spent.

There once was a woman named Griffin,
Who criticized conservatives for living
In a world of narratives they seek,
To support the jersey they speak,
After a shooting left them all reeling.

There once was a man named Ronny Chieng,
Who criticized the “lawless militia” thing,
For terrorizing folks in their hood,
It’s all just no good,
He says, after the Minnesota shooting’s sting.