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There once was a team from the Met,
Investigating claims of a threat,
To a former royal’s life,
And potential strife,
At London’s airports they set.

There once was a host of Late Show,
Applauded U.K. for a blow,
Arrested old Andrew,
Then laid into Trump, who
Was the target for late-night’s great show.

There once was a rice dish so nice,
From Trader Joe’s, it was quite precise,
Recalled now, oh what a blow,
3.4 million pounds in tow,
Best-by dates caused the price to rise.

There once was a case quite sordid
Involving a Tesla self-guided
The verdict was in
It was deemed a sin
First federal ruling, quite one-sided

There once was a matchup so grand
For gold in men’s hockey they planned
U.S. and Canada’s fight
In Olympic spotlight
A showdown that all fans demand

There once was a host, quite dismayed,
When guests left and were found dead the next day,
He was shocked for a while,
Saying goodnight with a smile,
In grief, he was left to dismay.

There once was a lawmaker from the right,
Who scoffed at the president’s strange sight,
He deemed the UFO talk,
As ridiculous and mere mock,
But perhaps he just feared it might take flight.

There once were workers in LA,
Faced a choice that caused much dismay,
Risk ICE on the job,
Or lose home with a sob,
In a tough spot they had to stay.

There once was a skier from the States,
At Milan Cortina, he states,
In response to the president’s ire,
He leaned in close to the wire,
Showing critics he’s got what it takes.

America’s GDP took a dive
Shutdown and spending caused it to nosedive
For six weeks, the government closed
And consumer spending slowed
Resulting in numbers that were not alive