There once was a team called the Knights,
Who won all their games to great heights,
Facing Canadians next,
They’ll put forth their best,
At the Olympics, they shine like bright lights.
There once was a prince in the UK,
Arrested at last, so they say.
On “Morning Joe” he was skewered,
Republican lawmakers neared,
“Morally bankrupt,” they did portray.
A skier named Eileen Gu said,
“I’m showcasing my best, it is said.
Doing things never done,
More than good enough, hon,
In skiing, I’m at the forefront ahead.”
There once was a show called “The View”
Investigated by FCC, that’s true
For not giving time fair
To candidates in the air
Equal time is a must, they knew
There once was a judge with precision,
Who likened Trump to a totalitarian vision,
In a 40-page decree,
She made her decree,
Comparing his rule to the “1984” division.
There once were some moms on a ski team
At Sugar Bowl Academy, a dream
They perished one day
In a tragic display
Leaving their children to quietly scream
There once was a man named Sean Strickland
Who thought women were just outlandish
He claimed they were fine
But his reasons were a sign
That his views were quite old-fashioned
There once was a skater so brave,
The “Quad God” he was, so they’d rave,
But his mistakes in free skate,
Made his heart ache and break,
Now he seeks new fuel to save.
There once was a prince in the U.K.
Arrested for misconduct one day
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor his name
In public office, he’s to blame
Now facing the consequences, they say
In Milan, the Americans did reign,
With dominance they did attain,
Seven wins in a row,
Their opponents were slow,
Victorious, they did remain.