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There once was a man with great wit,
Conducted a poll, informal and fit,
On the “Late Show” stage,
To gauge the crowd’s rage,
Colbert’s humor always a hit.

There once was a hockey ace Knight,
Who fell for a speed skater so bright,
At the Beijing Games,
Their love set the flames,
Their connection was clearly a delight.

There once was a Rep from Texas so bold,
Whose outrage at ICE was quite cold,
Deporting sick babies,
Was driving him crazy,
Their lack of care was a tale untold.

There once was a VP on Fox News,
Asked a question that gave them the blues,
On “The Story with Martha MacCallum” show,
They seemed quite lost, not in the know,
Their reaction, quite the amusing ruse.

There once was a man named Carr,
In his position he didn’t go far,
The CNN host then declared,
Nothing he’s done is that rare,
Not surprising, just par for the bar.

Eight skiers in Tahoe, so keen,
Swept up in an avalanche scene,
Seven bodies were found,
But one’s still underground,
A tragic backcountry routine.

There once was a man named Hugh M. Hefner
Whose foundation would soon digitize, hence her
Crystal’s lawyer was told
The old photos would unfold
Of women and girls in a blur

The world’s top skiers train on glaciers
Where the high quality snow never ceases
But a warming world trend
Puts their sport on the mend
Their future now hangs in uncertainties

There once was a skier named Ben,
Who learned from a legend back then,
In Vermont he did grow,
His skills did he show,
With silver, he proved he could win.

A speech on aliens, news to me
White House press secretary, you see
Said, “Sounds very exciting,
Though somewhat inviting”
A limerick on aliens, tee hee!