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There once was a skier named Ben,
In cross-country skiing, he’d win.
A medal in hand,
He’d make his home land,
Proud of the victory he’d been.

There once were some teachers who’d shout,
Negotiations caused a walkout,
Their wages and benefits,
Had hit a new bottomless pit,
So they struck, without a doubt.

There once was a student from Tufts,
Whose deportation caused disputes,
But the court stepped in,
Said she could stay within,
Now she’s free from those deportation pursuits.

There once was a man named Trump,
Who attacked a key U.S. ally in a grump,
His actions caused a great fray,
And many had much to say,
Now his decisions are viewed with a dump.

There once was a leader named Meloni
Who condemned the saboteurs, phony
As enemies of Italy
She spoke forcefully
Her words strong and bony

There once was a snowboard champ bright,
Who preached unity day and night,
In times of trouble and fear,
It’s important to be near,
Stand up for each other, what a sight!

A host of “Daily Show” fame
Tore into the president’s name
He mocked his supporters’ plea
For safe spaces, you see
In limerick form, his disdain came

There once was a skier named Vonn,
Whose future was clearly drawn,
Milan Cortina in 2026,
Alan Kildow predicts the fix,
For the American superstar to spawn.

There once was a late night host named Cassidy,
Who ripped on “spine-free” Senator Cassidy.
He roasted the man,
With a pointed plan,
And left no doubt he was sassy.

There once was a man named Scott
Whose argument fell way out of the lot
It came up short, oh my word
His points were absurd
The Florida Republican was caught