Video Shows U.S. Marshal Kicking Small Dog, Breaking One Of Its Ribs, Owner Says

A cop in Memphis one day,
Saw a schnauzer come his way,
He punted the pup,
Didn’t give a hiccup,
Now in trouble, he’ll have to pay.

Not Just Pups This Time: ‘Puppy Bowl’ Embraces Older Dogs

There once were some boys and girls so good,
In their behavior, they always withstood.
They listened and obeyed,
In games, they never strayed,
Their parents were proud, as they should.

National Park Service Returns Brochure Calling Civil Rights Leader’s Assassin A ‘Racist’

There once was a niece named Evers,
Who spoke of history with fervor,
She said with great pride,
“You can take all aside,
But history will remain forever.”

Luigi Mangione Hits Back As First Trial Set For Summer: ‘This Is Double Jeopardy’

There once was a man named Mangione,
Who said as he walked all alone,
“One plus one equals two,
This is double jeopardy, it’s true!”
But the judge ruled against his bemoan.

Zohran Mamdani Lets Adorable Kids Steal Spotlight At Child Care Presser

There once was a mayor from the city
Who ignored a wise saying so witty
He worked with kids and with beasts
Despite warning from deceased
Now his troubles are sure to be gritty.

Uber Must Pay $8.5M After Being Found Liable In Sexual Assault Case

There once was a ride-sharing app,
That claimed assaults did decrease quite fast,
Despite jury’s decision to slap,
They planned to appeal and not collapse,
Their arguments they would unwrap.

Timothy Busfield Indicted On 4 Counts Of Sexual Contact With A Child

There once was an actor named Bruce,
Married to Melissa, that’s no ruse.
Denying allegations with all his might,
From “Little House,” his wife’s in sight,
In the spotlight, he’s now in the news.

Arizona Sheriff Gives Emotional Update On Day 6 Of Search For Savannah Guthrie’s Mother

There once was a lady named Nancy
Who vanished one Sunday, quite fancy
Her disappearance a mystery
Leaving folks feeling quite queasy
Where she’s gone, no one can fancy

Man Reportedly Finds Sex Tape Of Himself In Illicit Spy Cam Chat He Frequents

A man who thought he was sly,
Filmed people without their reply,
But now he’s a victim,
Of his own filming dictum,
And regrets ever giving it a try.

Dow Surges Past 50,000 As Tech Stocks Recover

There once was a market named Dow
It surged, reaching high, oh wow!
Topped fifty thousand with glee
Recover’d from losses, you see
Stocks making a strong comeback now

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