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There once was a student so vile
Who shot a teacher in style
He then turned the gun
On himself, all was done
Leaving behind only a trial

A combat vet named Joey Jones
Said, “Don’t nation-build, don’t win hearts and minds!”
He shared his views and opinions,
In limerick form, no dominions,
His words in rhyme cleverly twine.

There once was a Cpl. named Paul Amarillas
Who stole ammo and weapons, oh what a fuss
Shoulder-fired missiles he took
In Arizona, he tried to sell, that crook
Now charged and facing the legal buzz

There once was a girl with much to say,
Her boyfriend was arrested one day,
On social media she spoke,
Her silence finally broke,
The president’s daughter-in-law had her way.

There once was a man full of hate,
Who planned a disastrous fate.
He made a video,
Then rammed his truck, oh no!
In a synagogue’s path, sealed their fate.

There once was a rocket so grand,
With astronauts ready to land.
They orbited Earth,
Then headed for lunar berth,
In the 32-story rocket they stand.

The bonuses came, what a surprise,
BOGO promotion was the prize,
Some stores had to close,
But the staff now all knows,
That their wallets will grow in size.

There once was a guru who knew
That trouble for the GOP would accrue
Midterm woes were brewing
And the data was stewing
In a mess that no one could undo

There once was a host full of fervor
For giving the president a new cover
With jokes and satire
He’d never expire
On “Last Week Tonight,” he’s a mover.

Major U.S. airports, full of buzz,
Urge travelers to arrive hours early, just because,
Despite Trump’s emergency pay,
Workers still need their say,
Chaos reigns, as delays cause much fuss.