‘Disrespectful And Violent’: Mar-A-Lago’s Bishop Takes On Trump’s Not-So-Holy Pope Attacks
There once was a bishop named Manuel
With views that were not very banal
He criticized Trump
And his policies thump
Now he leads Palm Beach Diocese swell
There once was a bishop named Manuel
With views that were not very banal
He criticized Trump
And his policies thump
Now he leads Palm Beach Diocese swell
There once was a park in Winston-Salem,
Where a shooting left authorities in balm,
Some involved were young,
In the crime that was flung,
A wild incident causing alarm.
There once was a man named Trump’s ex
Who claimed the Iranians could flex
They could smell panic’s scent
From the White House, they meant
A statement that left many perplexed
There once was a singer named D4vd
Charged with a crime most depraved
A girl found dismembered
In his Tesla remembered
Justice for her must be saved
There once was a show on Broadway,
With actors who shone like the day.
Jonathan Bailey and Lin-Manuel,
Gave praise that was swell,
For the performances that were on display.
There once was a school of the law
Training students to use tech, no flaw
Mississippi College was the name
Teaching ethics was their main aim
Efficiently, they’d practice the law
There once was a data chief bold,
Who claimed the president’s poll
On the issue so grand,
Had hit rock bottom land,
Number one concern, truth be told.
There once was a pilot so bold
Whose plane crashed, or so we are told
To the hospital he went
In critical condition, bent
May he recover and his tales be retold
There once were two men named Fairfax,
Their shootings caused quite a deep-lax.
In the U.S. each day,
Violence finds a way,
Justin and Shamar, their attacks.
Oil prices started to rise
Global equities met a surprise
Tensions rose with Iran’s cease-fire
Markets felt the burn as fear grew dire
Hormuz Strait concerns filled their eyes